Every once in awhile, I google a few phrases from the paper to see how it's gettting along in the wild. Over the years, the two seed essays I planted have spawned a dozen or so Google hits at various disreputable sites. Sometimes they even want you to pay to see the whole text. However, for years I had no idea if any student had actually handed the thing in.
Oh my, oh my. The wording has been changed somewhat and some of the jokes were excised, but that's my essay there. Ranulf de Glanville has been changed from the Sheriff of Nottingham to "a mercenary of John," which totally wrecks the reference to Alan Rickman in the bibliography. (The student is probably too young to have seen that movie.) But since he's not Canadian, the bit about the notwithstanding clause sailed right past him.
He quotes the words "Discipulus tuus hunc tractatum non scripsit" in caps lock, but the professor for the course was an Americanist, so maybe he didn't get it? Did the paper pass? The student seems to have managed to graduate. Apparently he even minored in Latin!
Aaron Kerzner of Boston, I blow my nose at you.
ETA: The plagiarism sites now seem to want you to register in order to see the whole essay. You can read it in its entirety here.
Update: Good heavens, this post seems to be going viral out in the Twitter-sphere. For the record, it was not actually I who submitted it to CollegeMisery.com. Amusingly enough, I didn't know about that blog until I found my work copied and pasted there.