Note to self
Never attempt to use your face as a bludgeon. The results aren't pretty.

At the fight club today, Kel and Aldo's light armoured freeplay got into grappling range and Kel decided to try a head-butt. Unfortunately, he used his forehead instead of the top of his head, which latter option is the way the Jeet Kune Do guys teach you to do it.

Now the thing about a fencing mask is that it is in many ways like a cheese grater. That is to say that part of Kel's forehead is now cross-hatched hamburger. Last I saw, it was still bleeding impressively an hour and a half after the incident.

No word yet on how Kel's wife, the formidable Maryanne, reacted. Aldo is rumoured to have joined the witness protection programme.